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		<title>Medical Doctor and Peak Performance Coach Dr. Helena Popovic to address Business Excellence Breakfast at Tweed Bowls Club Wednesday 20th January 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Highly sought after speaker Dr. Helena Popovic is the keynote speaker for January 2oth at Tweed Heads Bowls Club. Still a practicing doctor Helena enjoys sharing her wide knowledge at speaking events. She has chosen &#8220;Boosting Your Brain&#8221; as her morning topic. Helena says that boosting your brain will affect your whole life and business [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Highly sought after speaker Dr. Helena Popovic is the keynote speaker for January 2oth at Tweed Heads Bowls Club. Still a practicing doctor Helena enjoys sharing her wide knowledge at speaking events. She has chosen &#8220;Boosting Your Brain&#8221; as her morning topic.<img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-305 alignright" title="Helena Popovic" src="http://goldcoasttweednetworking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Helena-Popovic-118x150.jpg" alt="" width="118" height="150" /></p>
<p>Helena says that<em> boosting your brain</em> will affect your whole life and business performance. For the brain to stay healthy and operate at its optimum level it needs <em>rest, nutrition, stimulation, challenge and reward</em>.</p>
<p>This presentation will offer practical suggestions to immediately improve our brain functions- sharpen our thinking and improve our concentration and memory. Most importantly this talk will reduce the risk of developing depression and anxiety disorders in this ever fast paced work environment.</p>
<p>Achieve more than y0u ever thought possible by attending this very special event and is Dr. Popovic&#8217;s first appearance on the Tweed- Gold Coast.</p>
<p>Business Excellence breakfasts are entering their 17th year of providing top Australian presenters and speakers in the friendliest venue plus a gourmet breakfast.  Book now as seating is limited to <a href="mailto:john@businessexcellence.net.au">john@businessexcellence.net.au</a> or email for the full flyer with all details.  John&#8217;s mobile is 0418 269 136.</p>
<p><strong>A very happy and successful New Year to all.</strong></p>
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<p>John Hurd</p>
<p>Breakfast Convenor</p>
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		<title>Humour Helps lift the soul</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Searching through some blogs the other evening and found this &#8220;classic&#8221;It is courtesy of bourbouli from &#8220;show the WORLD these jokes&#8221;: Monday 8th January BOB&#8217;S ASSESSMENT My boss asked me for a letter describing my partner Bob Smith, and this is what I wrote: 1.Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 .hard at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Searching through some blogs the other evening and found this &#8220;classic&#8221;<br />It is courtesy of bourbouli from &#8220;show the WORLD these jokes&#8221;:</p>
<p>Monday 8th January</p>
<p>BOB&#8217;S ASSESSMENT</p>
<p>My boss asked me for a letter describing my partner Bob Smith, and this is what I wrote:</p>
<p>1.Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found<br />2 .hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without<br />3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never<br />4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employes, and he always<br />5. finishes given assignments on time. Ofter Bob takes extended<br />6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee<br />7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no<br />8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound<br />9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be<br />10. classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be<br />11. dispensed with. Consequently, I  duly recommend that Bob be<br />12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be<br />13. executed as soon as possible.</p>
<p>S.D. Project Leader</p>
<p>Shortly afterward I sent the following follow-up note:</p>
<p>That bastard Bob was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the ODD NUMBERED LINES (1,3,5 etc) for my true assessment.</p>
<p>Regards  S.D.</p>
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